What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?